Hello Julian. It’s nice to meet you. I love your mustache. Oh, and that soul patch! It’s magnificent. Not to mention those piercing beady eyes. Oh, wait, is that a karate gi you are wearing?
(Just to be clear, I used to have a black karate gi just like this that I would wear sometimes when I was younger. It was a go-to fashion piece for Halloween costumes and general shenanigans.)